The Galaxy Cruise Series

Come on board the cruise starship Americano Grande for the continuing, madcap adventures of Captain Leo MacGavin and his ragtag crew of misfits!

Galaxy Cruise is perfect for readers who love The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Space Team. And moviegoers who love Galaxy QuestSpaceballs, and Guardians of the Galaxy. And TV watchers who love Red DwarfFuturama, and The Orville. And people who basically just want to see The Love Boat on a spaceship.

— Marcus

PS. If you’ve finished these already, check out my weird stuff!

PPS. Also, check out the Galaxy Cruise Character Art Gallery!


Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden VoyageBook 1 – Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage

Humanity needed a hero. It got a karaoke DJ.

Leo MacGavin is not the brightest specimen of humanity. But when he inadvertently rescues a flirty alien heiress, he’s promoted from second-rate lounge entertainer to captain of the galaxy’s most sophisticated cruise ship.

Before he can flee in terror, a human-hating executive gives Leo an ultimatum—complete the vessel’s maiden voyage or mankind’s last colony will be turned into a sewage dump. To make matters worse, a militant cyborg is undermining his authority, a giant spider is terrifying the passengers, and a sentient plant keeps stealing all the beer.

If Leo ever wants to see his home again, he’ll have to keep the guests happy through seven days of onboard antics and madcap shore excursions. As strange malfunctions tear the ship apart, can he hold his rag-tag crew together, or will he flush the last bastion of humanity down the crapper?

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Book 1.5 – Galaxy Cruise: Language Barrier

A free bonus novella for super fans!

Faced with a galaxy of unintelligible alien guests, Captain Leo MacGavin and his crew need to learn new languages, pronto! But when a cultural misunderstanding threatens the Americano Grande, can Leo save the day, or will the ship be permanently lost in translation?

(This ebook is available exclusively to readers of Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage)



Galaxy Cruise: Royally ScrewedBook 2 – Galaxy Cruise: Royally Screwed

Galactic war, mass destruction, and a whole lot of wasted wedding cake.

After generations of conflict, an arranged marriage is set to unite two feuding royal families and bring peace to their worlds. But when bungling Captain Leo MacGavin botches the bride and groom’s first meeting, the wedding is off, and so is the truce!

To stop an interplanetary war, Leo needs to make a royal love connection, and fast! But when he seeks help from his confidante Kellybean, he inadvertently sabotages her budding relationship as well. To further complicate matters, his ship is on the verge of catastrophic failure, his first officer is weaponizing the safety gear, and his acting head of hospitality is a sociopath who keeps maiming the guests.

When Leo’s old flame makes a mysterious reappearance, can she help him unite the nuptial-bound nemeses, or is the whole galaxy royally screwed?

Galaxy Cruise: Royally Screwed features aliens in inflatable fat suits, a gladiator-style singles mingle, and a few very tasteful and understated poop jokes. Grab your copy today!
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Galaxy Cruise: Trial by LeisureBook 3 – Galaxy Cruise: Trial by Leisure

Caught in the ultimate tourist trap…

Exiled in a bizarre galaxy, Captain Leo MacGavin is desperate to find the mythical alien technology that will send his crew home. But when his crush on the ship’s hologram causes him to follow a shady lead, the Americano Grande is trapped by a pair of all-powerful space gods.

Duty-bound to protect their planet, these sexy centurions refuse to allow passage until the crew proves they are a harmless pleasure vessel. Fortunately, all they have to do is show their passengers a good time. Unfortunately, their passengers are a delegation of pregnant aliens with a conceited leader, xenophobic attitudes, and rapidly approaching due dates.

When one of the dreamy deities puts the moves on Leo’s love interest, can he set his feelings aside to save the ship? Can the crew satisfy the moody matriarch and escape the space prison with their lives? Or are they all doomed to fail this diabolical trial by leisure?

Galaxy Cruise: Trial by Leisure is the third madcap voyage of the cruise starship WTF Americano Grande, featuring nonsensical sporting events, parasitic potatoes, and a fish playing mind games with a plant. Join the adventure today!

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Galaxy Cruise: Many Happy ReturnsBook 4 – Galaxy Cruise: Many Happy Returns

The transporter is fully functional just in time for Leo’s birthday.


Find out in the madcap conclusion to the Galaxy Cruise saga!
Coming soon(er than Amazon promises but inevitably later than I promise)!

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