Meet the crew of the cruise starship WTF Americano Grande, from my comedy sci-fi series Galaxy Cruise!
Can this hapless human karaoke-DJ-turned-starship-captain keep his ragtag crew of misfits out of trouble? Spoiler alert: He can not.
This flirty alien iconoclast keeps Leo’s relationship status permanently set to “It’s complicated.”
An eternally chill ace pilot, you’ll usually find this teen lizard slouched behind the helm, munching crispy cricket donuts.
The feline head of guest services is a warm, friendly, supremely competent overachiever. But kitty has claws. Disrespect her at your peril.
A plant-based gearhead guitarist who loves hard rock, blue beer, and hot ladies. She can handle both power cores and power chords.
Innocent, naive, and relentlessly upbeat, this obsolete robot is your plastic pal who’s fun to be with! For real, though!
The giant arachnoid security chief is dedicated to protecting all guests and crew. While also scaring the ever-loving crap out of them.
A thirty-year veteran of the Ba’luxi Prime Imperial Navy, he’s tough on the outside but on the inside he’s… even tougher, actually.
This fish doctor may not have a great bedside manner or a firm grasp on medical procedures, but at least she’s also a borderline sociopath.