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Alexis vs. the Merry Menace
- The Alexis McRiott Christmas Special

Caster's Blog: A Geek Love Story
- A romcom in blog form

Walkin' on Sunshine
- A Quantum Physics Sex Farce 

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Alexis vs. the Afterlife

Alexis vs. the Afterlife

The ghost of a dead teenage metalhead must use magic spells from an old sitcom to save the world from a paranormal apocalypse she might be kinda, sorta, completely responsible for unleashing.


“Hart harnesses rebellious teen spirit and adolescent angst into a breezy, amusing story featuring satisfying character growth and impressive descriptions of place. This subversive fantasy will appeal to fans of cringe comedy.”
Publisher’s Weekly

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One Must Kill Another

One Must Kill Another

In a secluded hideaway, a family is trapped by an evil entity with an ultimatum: Two of them can leave the woods alive, but only after they murder the third.


Awarded Honorable Mention in the 2018 Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards. Complex and brutal family dynamics with a supernatural twist make this perfect for fans of Stephen King’s The Shining or the Netflix series The Haunting of Hill House.

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Amber's Blind Date

Amber’s Blind Date

As Casey Summers

Amber’s date with a cute blind guy turns into a madcap adventure full of drugs, guns, and a very pissed off waiter. Luckily she has her two best friends advising her on her Bluetooth earpiece. If only they could ever agree.


A fast-paced comedy told entirely through text messages, this one is like a cross between Lauren Myracle’s Internet Girls books and a movie based on a Saturday Night Live sketch.

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Alexis vs. the Merry Menace

Alexis vs. the Merry Menace

When Krampus threatens Santa’s life, the jolly old elf needs a magical bodyguard with focus, integrity, and ruthless efficiency.

What he gets is a slacker metalhead sorceress and her two dead friends.

In other words, Christmas is doomed.


Packed with magic gone awry, fast-paced antics, and occasional bouts of gratuitous violence, Alexis vs. the Merry Menace is an action-adventure Christmas comedy that remembers the true reason for the season.

Presents. The reason is presents.

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Caster's Blog: A Geek Love Story

Caster’s Blog: A Geek Love Story

When a mild-mannered geek meets the girl of his dreams he turns to his blog followers for a crash course in romance. Because who ever went wrong following advice from strangers on the internet?


This book was written as blog posts in real time from 2004-2005. None of Ray Caster’s online followers knew he wasn’t a real person until the first edition of this book was published. Come for the story, stay for the social experiment!

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Walkin' on Sunshine

Walkin’ on Sunshine: A Quantum Physics Sex Farce

Can a group of lusty misfits on a derelict spaceship fix their broken time machine, save the universe, and still manage to get in each other’s pants?


Geeky, sexy, and relentlessly silly, this play reads like a production of Noises Off twisted with an episode of Red Dwarf.

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