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Alexis vs. the Merry Menace
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Alexis vs. the Afterlife

Alexis vs. the Afterlife

The ghost of a dead teenage metalhead must use magic spells from an old sitcom to save the world from a paranormal apocalypse she might be kinda, sorta, completely responsible for unleashing.


Alexis vs. the Afterlife is an urban fantasy comedy perfect for fans of Barry J. Hutchinson’s Space Team who want paranormal mayhem instead of, uh… space mayhem.

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One Must Kill Another

One Must Kill Another

In a secluded hideaway, a family is trapped by an evil entity with an ultimatum: Two of them can leave the woods alive, but only after they murder the third.


Awarded Honorable Mention in the 2018 Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Awards. Complex and brutal family dynamics with a supernatural twist make this perfect for fans of Stephen King’s The Shining or the Netflix series The Haunting of Hill House.

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Amber's Blind Date

Amber’s Blind Date

As Casey Summers

Amber’s date with a cute blind guy turns into a madcap adventure full of drugs, guns, and a very pissed off waiter. Luckily she has her two best friends advising her on her Bluetooth earpiece. If only they could ever agree.


A fast-paced comedy told entirely through text messages, this one is like a cross between Lauren Myracle’s Internet Girls books and a movie based on a Saturday Night Live sketch.

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Alexis vs. the Merry Menace

Alexis vs. the Merry Menace

When Krampus threatens Santa’s life, the jolly old elf needs a magical bodyguard with focus, integrity, and ruthless efficiency.

What he gets is a slacker metalhead sorceress and her two dead friends.

In other words, Christmas is doomed.


Packed with magic gone awry, fast-paced antics, and occasional bouts of gratuitous violence, Alexis vs. the Merry Menace is an action-adventure Christmas comedy that remembers the true reason for the season.

Presents. The reason is presents.

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Caster's Blog: A Geek Love Story

Caster’s Blog: A Geek Love Story

When a mild-mannered geek meets the girl of his dreams he turns to his blog followers for a crash course in romance. Because who ever went wrong following advice from strangers on the internet?


This book was written as blog posts in real time from 2004-2005. None of Ray Caster’s online followers knew he wasn’t a real person until the first edition of this book was published. Come for the story, stay for the social experiment!

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Walkin' on Sunshine

Walkin’ on Sunshine: A Quantum Physics Sex Farce

Can a group of lusty misfits on a derelict spaceship fix their broken time machine, save the universe, and still manage to get in each other’s pants?


Geeky, sexy, and relentlessly silly, this play reads like a production of Noises Off twisted with an episode of Red Dwarf.

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