You are the protagonist of your own life story.

Think of me as your beloved supporting character.

I’m the Doc Brown to your Marty McFly. The Ford Prefect to your Arthur Dent. The Kimmy Gibbler to your D.J. Tanner.

Whenever you need a break from life, come visit me here in your comic-relief B-story.

I have been, and forever shall be…

Your old pal,


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